Mmm…. Brandy-Aged Fruitcake! Yes, I said fruitcake! Ha, ha, very funny. When you’re done with the fruitcake jokes let’s talk about this truly delicious and traditional recipe. Ready?
Ok, ok, one more joke and then we move on. Here’s my favorite “funny” fruitcake recipe. Read through the steps of the recipe for a good laugh.
Christmas Whiskey Cake
1 cup butter
2 cups sugar
6 large eggs
2 teaspoons baking powder
3 cups flour, sifted
1/2 t. salt
1 cup bourbon
1 pound pecans, chopped
3 cups white raisins (or use candied fruit)
1 t. nutmeg
~ a very large bottle of bourbon whiskey ~
First, sample the whiskey to check for quality.
Assemble all of the ingredients. Check the whiskey again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat this step.
Turn on the electric mixer and beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar and cream until beat.
Make sure the whiskey is still okay… try another cup.
Turn off the mixer. Beat six leggs and add to the bowl, then chunk in the cup of dried flut. Mix on the tuner.
Throw in two quarts of flour. Gradually pour in the cow.
Add 2 dried anything.
If the fried druit gets struck in the beaters, pry it loose with
a drewscriver. Sample the whiskey and check it again for tonsistency.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Whatever.
Check the whiskey again.
Now sift the nutmeg and strain your nuts. Add one table.
And the spoon. Of whiskee. Or something. Whatever you find left.
Grease the oven.
Turn the crake pan to 350 degrees. Don’t forget to pour the oven into the batter. Throw the bowl out the window.
Lick the batter off the floor.
Bake 300 minutes at 50 degrees.
Finish the blobble of whishy and flow to bed.
Ok, NOW can we talk seriously about fruitcake? I truly love this recipe and I’m on a mission to change as many American minds about fruitcake as I can.
I get it, really. The fruitcakes that you find in the grocery and the big box stores are gross. I don’t know what the green things are in those cakes, and I’m pretty sure I don’t want to know. I’m not surprised so many Americans think they hate fruitcake, even if they’ve never tasted it.
I didn’t grow up eating fruitcake. But my mom is from Ireland and did grow up eating it.
The first Christmas after I graduated from pastry school she asked me if I could make a good fruitcake. I did some research and found a recipe for a traditional aged-fruitcake. It took a couple of years and a few suggestions from mom to get to this recipe that I’ve been making for over 20 years now.
I will make one stipulation up front. The “funny” fruitcake recipe not withstanding, a real, well-aged fruitcake does have quite a bit of liquor in it.
The liquor not only softens the fruit part of the fruitcake, it also softens and mellows the cake part of the fruitcake. Although I usually try to give alternative options to liquor as an ingredient, I can’t really offer a substitute for the liquor in this recipe. Sorry, it’s just too integral to the flavor of the cake.
As the name Brand-Aged Fruitcake, implies, this recipe needs to be made several weeks, or even several months, before you want to serve it. I usually bake my fruitcakes by mid-October so they’re well-aged by Christmas. My husband likes to say that the cake is ready if his tongue tingles a little when he takes a bite. Am I scaring you yet? No? Ok, great…
How about we make this recipe together? I’ll update this post closer to Christmas to show how I decorate and finish my cakes. I always decorate my fruitcakes because I give them out as gifts and the decorated cake makes a nice centerpiece for the table.
Since I’ll never waste an opportunity to eat marzipan, I finish my cakes with a layer of marzipan and a layer of fondant.
But you don’t need to decorate the cakes at all. Fruitcake can certainly be served without any icing or marzipan. **UPDATE** See the photos and video below showing the decorated fruitcake.
Watch the recipe video to see how to make and decorate a Brandy Aged Fruitcake.
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